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18 wheel death truck
by Nix (rabidchild23)
at July 16th, 2006 (12:19 am)
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current location: highway to hell
current mood: cranky

Dear Swervy McSwervington,

I realize your steady diet of beer, pork rinds and No-Doze makes it hard to stay on the ball, but GODDAMN! When you are driving 18 wheels of steely death down the highway, this swaying two-lane mambo you had going just won't do! Watch more "Smokey and The Bandit" and less of "The Hitcher". Otherwise, I will need to arm my vehicle with military grade fire-power for the greater good!

Put down the issue of Big'uns and steer, fuck face!


Arming the big guns,
Nix